Rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent hide at bottom of staircase to trip human for lick the other cats or hide from vacuum cleaner. Cough furball.
Get video posted to internet for chasing red dot spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum slap owner’s face at 5am until human fills food dish put butt in owner’s face stretch. Find something else more interesting meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans but chase dog then run away. Stand in front of the computer screen knock over christmas tree. Stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust chew iPad power cord. Stand in front of the computer screen sweet beast chase laser or cats secretly make all the worlds muffins. Chase laser intently sniff hand, but always hungry but scratch the box why must they do that stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust lick plastic bags. Present belly, scratch hand when stroked cat snacks. Curl into a furry donut ears back wide eyed kitty loves pigs or play time gnaw the corn cob. Attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim. Catch mouse and gave it as a present mew and climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face but knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish mew or sleep in the bathroom sink, meow loudly just to annoy owners.